slide whistle down
We have always been at war with Oceania.
siblingrivalry Originally uploaded by shavids0n I had wanted to share shavids0n’s photo stream with fairyarmadillo, but I thought everyone could benefit from it. The artist is photoshopping his coworker’s face on the people in these photos. It smells amazing. Surreal, dry, sometimes unnerving.
“you’re in some kind of photoshop k-hole right now.” – (source withheld)
just had tasty french lunch with @misskaren. she told me all about baconcamp. a bacon party to raise money for heart disease research! ha!
here is a secret: i am full of it!
Have you ever played the SUV game*? Just prepend “anal” to the name of any SUV you see. It’s the most fun you can have on a road trip yet. Example: Anal Explorer. Not in a car right now? Have fun with this taxonomy of SUV names(bonus: rated for marketing effectiveness and categorized by type of name). (Was talking to jm3 earlier about how to name things.) * As taught by...
phone service restored. please resume your pervy nasty sex txts, mystery number guy.
Since a lot of new models and photographers don’t know how to get started with Zivity, the talent team decided we needed to make an instructional video. Lucky me, I got to star in it with Adelle. Adelle and I have great chemistry (that’s why we’ve made so many photo sets together already – more to come). Cianna is really fun to collaborate with, and Danielle and doctoratomic had...
lost my phone. to get in touch, tweet me or email.
280 south is so slick that it shines red from brake lights
miss @cianna made a fantastic “how to shoot for zivity” video, starring me and @amatore: http://tr.im/c5go
didn’t know that unicorns shit marshmallows.
i have a superpoke pet named esther on myspace. she enjoys several manifestations of corn: http://tr.im/esther
comforting sniffly, achy self by wearing a furry hat and a “rolandy said knock u out” t-shirt
favorite inaugural tweet: @netik GET IN THE CHOPPA, bush.
now it is time for us to achieve. we must make life worth living.
bush street is now obama street. http://tinyurl.com/obamastreet
I discovered my 2000 david bruce pinot noir of comic books.
preparing to reveal my mocha powers to @nicoles and @ickaboo
ok I forgot about kateri. Nicole also dbl-booked w/Morley. but we are all good in the hood.
my princess is in another castle.
found the pot of gold at the end of the internet rainbow. art history flash-candy. all mine.
you know that remove-bra-without-disemblousing trick? yeah, I just did it. at 24th and valencia. no witnesses!
washing your monkey is in my job description.
got 8 hours of sleep, am aggressively buoyant, and now the zivitians are encouraging me to drink a mocha.
temporarily unfollowing a friend who broke @tencommandments #1
what kind of camera is nadav kander using to photograph nancy pelosi? @ickaboo and i are wondering. http://tr.im/781a
Now I will put on my know-it-all hat and tell you what makes women beautiful. I’ve been thinking about beauty more over the last two years since I first tried taking hot photos of women. Here are some ideas I’ve had. 1. Big eyes are beautiful, especially when they’re kinda far apart. 2. Big heads (which can be achieved with big hair) are beautiful. Or heads that look big...