we declare green superior to red, unless you are @edrabbit, in which case you are equal to green.
making a bacon-themed instructional video with @misskaren
i just lost my photojournalism virginity! my obama street sign photo is published in san francisco magazine. http://tr.im/page34
they call themselves writers, because that’s what they do. they write their names. http://tr.im/graff
if you like it then you shoulda put a rose on it. (was: re: @wotr)
if you see me walking in clockwise circles today, it’s because i put on two left shoes (not for the usual reason).
polka dot socks, open book, eyes closed
i can’t dial any phone number with a 6 in it.
assume the snuggle position. you will be rewarded with cooing.
what to do about rabid @favrd climbers: a) blog w/snarky skitch b) vaguely dismissive tweet c) deep-cover troll offensive d) unfollow
hanging out with @deadlyicon and @squidllama, two of my favorite usernames.
reunited! (with special thanks to @aviddd) http://tr.im/sluggy
there must be a better way to inform bart passengers of status updates and transfer points than hhhggghhmm mmffl vlaaah last train gguhhhmbl
i bind thee by the four corners of the earth, by the sun, your enemy…and by thine own secret name…
hoping i’m at the same club as @thefatjew
arrived at the office before @atothek and @doctoratomic? is today a…what day is this?
I know where Brandon keeps his knives.
4. Make a U-turn at CA-1/Park Presidio Blvd http://tr.im/fw8m #dontbeevil
witnessed a tearful goodbye earlier this evening. http://tr.im/fwaa
in the cornfessional.
this burger king cologne will be my secret weapon. i shall want for nothing.
encountered @sfslim on the ride home. should have taken his portrait with ms raleigh. my toes: so cold.
inside a pillow fort
the camaraderie is unparalleled.
if @ickaboo doesnt agree with us right now, there will be ramifications.
romping delightfully with @ickaboo and @rubyacht. hand in hand across a flower-dotted meadow.
new technique for twitter marketing: follow tons of people, like before, but make your updates protected. e.g., @fitandproducts
having lunch with a famous dj
i’ve spent the last 10 minutes thinking about the marky mark workout video.
looking for @THE_REAL_SHAQ at 3rd and bryant. we’ve got a better offer for you!