Please rephrase your response in the form of a someecard.
freshie freshie bow bow!
Walking the huntington beach pier with the Nishijimas. There are many surfers whirling the curl!
When it comes to nihilism, don’t overdo it - or underdo it, for that matter. It’s like chicken that way.
awarded the “you made my day” badge to the grinning dude with the crew cut and the smiley face balloon.
(the girl who followed me from favrd unfollowed me after my last tweet)
philosophically i oppose the domestication of animals, but i love doggy cuddles. i’m like a vegan who makes an exception for bacon.
matchmaking hack #5: join favrd. star a top tweet every day. wait for cute girl to follow you; she hopes you’ll star her tweets too. POUNCE
makers will love this wonderful dollhouse (complete with dollhouse) that @jenspec is making: http://tr.im/houseshavinghouses (via @jm3)
Hi! I am posting something. People ask me what’s new, and the answer is that mostly I work a lot. I have stopped making plans on weeknights because most workdays go late, past 7 or 8 pm. I was on photo hiatus for most of March, but I have gone back to daily photos to see if I fall in love with the project again. Now considering ending the project with an eye to starting something else,...
Yes, a bicyclist can take up the whole left lane. And I’ve got the finger to prove it.
want a zivity button? http://tr.im/heartz
this is a voice from your past.
hm…move daily photos from smugmug to flickr, upgrade smugmug & skin w/my domain, or…? i’m ready to be confused by a barrage of opinions!
We are nude. Awkward! #krispykremedonut
hey guys i’ve got a great idea for getting sales back up: http://tr.im/meestertongue
2009: when social networks decided content would be better if it were endlessly syndicated. awkward!
i’ll never get a foursquare badge because i check in at boring/unregistered places. i’m at the corner store! i’m at home! i’m in jail!
apartment messy. 6 bags filled for goodwill. this past weekend, partied for 2 days. next weekend, going to the OC for visiting my friend liah’s new daughter stella and celebrating liah’s nth birthday. what would be nice is a commitment-free spring cleaning saturday and 5 straight nights of 8-hours-sleep. and no more bullshit or bad stuff. i promise i will photograph these panties...
concealing all evidence.
was just sitting next to @aceofkittens
i retract my earlier statement. now, @uhlumephon is the quiet storm.
matchmaking hack #4: find a cutie on last.fm, go to dinner, and argue for switching to pandora. flirty fights are a sure-fire win!
tonight’s soundtrack is “the quiet storm.” bring ginger ale, whiskey, beer.
they *think* it’s impossible. but one man, hardened from life on the streets…will make them believe. birthday drinks. roro’s house. 7 pm.
needle hovering at 0.3 rubins.
a tiny dog just licked my finger.
what to bring to roro’s 4th annual birthday bbq: fernet, local brews, grillables, pickled vegetables, burning sense of justice
roro’s 4th annual birthday barbecue will have tiki torches and marzipan.
guys…is twitter THAT noisy? didn’t you hear me? HOLLIS MADE IT TO STANFORD!
hollis is at stanford now. total raised so far by family & friends: ~$120k http://tr.im/hs3P
currently: tapes ‘n tapes http://songza.com/z/2rv5b0
we require a firm handshake.
chocolate hookah on the roof of the ziv
sxsw rap song: “Yeah fuck yo laptops, fuck yo productivity, imma Call up Scott and Cy and put you up on Zivity” http://tr.im/sxziv
i hope my white belt lasts the week. #sxsw
two friends on an epic journey. but the one thing bringing them together…could tear them apart. (video! http://bit.ly/allaboutbacon)
matchmaking hack #3: facebook + HDR. layer your user icons at 50% opacity. then tone map that shit and you know what your babies look like.