No one could have predicted that we’d need that hot pink terrycloth tank dress after all.
Doncha you wish your girlfriend could park like me?
Dropping a fair chunk of change on a snazzy, weakly-justified technology purchase. AS DOUCHILY.
Holy chocolate-covered bananas! I just started following LeVar Burton on @topfans http://topfans.com/LeVar_Burton
the things i doo for @ickaboo
My friends are too smart to be impressed by this, but I just read a book in only two days. I can’t remember the last time I finished a book.
Hey, I read in the news that all you guys talk about is what you ate for breakfast. But no one mentioned it this morning! Twitter sucks.
Is violence the answer yet?
Acquired new domain, new cards, and better photo hosting with sales option. (Captured mushroom, looking for fire flower.)
Must record @binaryfeed saying “Bizarro!” (a la Sealab) for my alarm. That would make waking up awesome.
My favorite person and my favorite dog are here. Good party.
The World Health Organization declares the Three Wolf T-shirt is now at pandemic status. Obama is “closely monitoring” the situation.
Welcome to Shalaco, boys.
I have successfully boycotted the Walgreens at Fillmore/Bush since the security man was mean to me over a year ago. Just FYI. Still mad!
What is the word for “it’s good” these days? Awesome? Cool? Rad? Sweet? Yes? Nice? OMG? Yay? Woo? Woot? I’m overwhelmed by options.
(Was: Re: Using Windows to update my Blackberry so that it can run an iPhone theme.)
Sitting in the fragrant redwood grove where Sarah B. will be married. Chose angles for the ceremony and the newlywed portraits.
A dream unfolds!
Love shines in your eyes. Sparkling, clear, and lovely – you’re my lady. #styxreplies
Get a custom fixie for $394 at http://www.republicbike.com/ …soooooooooo cute (via Google ads, of all places)
Does doing something dastardly automatically make one a dastard?
We are not cats.
Interactive advertisements are hilarious. I just cleaned a toilet with my mouse.
Have you ever been followed? I am developing a theory about it, as it happened to me for the second time about half an hour ago. I was walking up Stockton from Market to catch the 38. It was 11:30 and the streets were mostly empty. As I walked with my bicycle, I sensed that there was someone behind me. I would have ridden to the 38 but I had too much gear hanging on my bike for that. I looked...
That was the second time I’ve been followed. Next time, he will get a surprise. Who doesn’t love surprises?
Tomorrow I will read tweets from space. If you want in on this action, follow @astro_mike.
If your fish keep dying, name the new ones George Lucas, Michael Bay, Joel Schumacher. See how you feel when those fish die.
It must be tiring to be a pop star, what with all the taking it to the bridge, bringing back the sexy, and backing up that thing.
Big ups to @atothek for what will heretofore be known as the Funyuns Gambit.
Excited about my new scorched-earth policy.
Facebook friends told me to chase my dreams, but Twitter said I was “not old enough” to go cougar. Turns out Facebook is the app of freedom!
Join me for a late-night Zivity chat. The only rule is…there are no rules. And no pants! http://tr.im/downwithpants
Cary Grant has the number one spot on my Dead Hotties leaderboard.